Hoppy Easter, Part Two

Dear Hello Kitty,

On Easter morning, my whole family decided it was time for an Easter egg hunt! It was a total disaster.

The night before, they made me make all the eggs. I got out the Paaz kit, filled a bunch of coffee cups with dye and vinegar and dunked eggs with the little bendy copper thing that comes with it. The kit comes with a little white crayon, which you can use to write messages on the eggs. Because eggs are white, too (I know -- nuh-der!) you can't see what's been written until the eggs are dunked and colored. That's the best part, because it's almost like making secret messages LMAO!!!

You'll never guess what I wrote on the eggs! "I (HEART) HELLO KITTY!" On ALL of them! Because I really do (HEART) Hello Kitty! But you already know that.

Anyway, everyone in my family got mad about that when the eggs came out and they saw what I wrote. They called me names. My cousin was going to throw an egg at me, but my uncle (his dad) grabbed his wrist before it could turn into an ugly scene. Like it wasn't ugly enough already.

Despite all the static I got, I went to bed that night with a head full of wonderful dreams of Hello Kitty faces on the eggs. Then, in my dream, the eggs hatched and you (Hello Kitty) came out of all of them! Weird, huh LOLLOLOL?!?! Because not even cartoon kitties come out of eggs, they come from cartoon cat live births -- EW!

I woke up the next morning when my mother shook me awake. She said it was time for an Easter egg hunt! She said they hid all the eggs, and whoever finds the most eggs gets a hundred bucks and a bag of chocolate candy! WOWWOWOW!!!

I hunted and hunted. I looked everywhere. I looked in closets and under couches and in cabinets and under the sink and outside and totally EVERYWHERE! But I still didn't find any eggs. After an hour of hunting, I noticed that no one else was looking for eggs. In fact, it looked like all they were doing was standing around and trying not to laugh.

I said, "What's so funny?" And my entire family started laughing at me! Laughing and laughing and laughing. When my dad caught his breath, he admitted that they didn't hide any eggs. They totally just wanted to watch me run around like an idiot and get upset.

I asked where all my "I (HEART) HELLO KITTY" eggs went. And they laughed some more... because they threw them in the garbage! Without even eating them! What a waste of good eggs, even if you don't love Hello Kitty like I do.

WHAT-EVA.

I admit, I wasn't too happy about all of this. I've heard that, when people make you mad, you're supposed to kill them with kindness.

One day I'm going to bash them all in the head with a hammer made out of my kindness. Then we'll see who's ROF and who's LMAO!!!

Kindness or not, I'm decided to get them back. All of them. And I already had something in mind.

Even though it turned into a totally total disaster LOL!!!

But I have to tell that story later...